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Britney Spears was born in McComb, Mississippi and raised in Kentwood, Louisiana as a Southern Baptist
(Halleluliah, pass the Coke). Her mama is Lynne Irene (n�e Bridges), a former elementary school teacher/
Dada, now her manager and disciplinarian, is Jamie Parnell Spears, a building contractor
by trsde. Spears's brother Bryan works as a manager for the Spears family interests
(does Don Corleone know?) and her sister Jamie Lynn is an actress and singer,
but Britney has nicer legs. Her maternal grandmother Lillian Woolmore-Portell was an English war-bride of
Italian/Maltese descent, born in Tottenham, London; she met Spears's grandfather Barnett O'Field Bridges
in England during World War II. Her paternal grandparents were June Austin Spears and Emma Jean Forbed
(what...did someone say Forbes, as in affluent?).
Spears was an accomplished gymnast, attending gymnastics classes until age nine
(uh, still a virgin?) and competing in state-level competitions.
She performed in local dance revues and sang in her local Baptist church choir (Amen.
now I'll sing in my bra and panty).
Spears entered New York City's Professional Performing Arts School when she was eight.
At age eight she auditioned for the Disney Channel series The New Mickey Mouse Club
(bummed out Annette). Although she was considered too young to join the series at the time,
a producer on the show introduced her to a New York City agent. (aha!)
Spears subsequently spent three summers at NYC's Professional Performing Arts School and also appeared in a
number of off-Broadway productions (way off).
She was an understudy in the 1991 off-Broadway musical Ruthless!.(Hmmmm. ruthless, eh?)
In 1992, she landed a spot on the popular television show Star Search.
(Ed Mc Mann. did you behave yourself? chortle chortle chortle)/.
She won the first round of competition, but ultimately lost. (Awwwwww).
Spears returned to the Disney Channel for a spot on the The New Mickey Mouse Club in Lakeland, Florida.
(M-I-C....uh. D, no uh, R, Pat, can I buy a vowel...Z).
She was featured on the show from 1993 to 1994, until she was 13.
After the show ended, Spears returned to Kentwood and attended high school for a year.
In 1997, Spears briefly joined the all-female pop group Innosense.(Snort!)/
Later that same year, she recorded a demo solo and was signed by Jive Records. (Or
was it their subsidiary. Hive?) She began a U.S. concert tour sponsored by American teen magazines and
eventually became an opening act for 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys (in back streets).
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Spears's debut single "Hit Me Baby One More Time",
(Powww, right in the kisser!) which was released in October 1998, peaked at number one on the Billboard Hot
100 singles chart in January 1999, and topped the chart for two weeks.
Spears commented, "I just wanted to be on the radio. I didn't think it would be on the Billboard charts!
I was so excited, I wanted to cry". (Uh, yeah)/
Gillian G. Gaar, author of "She's a Rebel: The History of Women in Rock & Roll (2002)"
documented that "eyebrows were raised over the schoolgirl-in-heat persona Spears projected in her music video
for ...Baby One More Time], along with an increasingly revealing series of skimpy
and skimpier stage outfits. (Aw c'mon out there. Admit it. You got off on her!)
The album of the same name debuted at number one on the Billboard 200 album charts in January 1999.
Rolling Stone magazine wrote: "While several Cherion-crafted kiddie-funk jams serve up beefy hooks,
shameless schlock slowies, like "E-Mail My Heart," are pure spam".
("Kiddie Funk?" Hey, isn't that illegal in the U.S? Wow. Bubble gum and boob???s.
In contrast, Stephen Thomas Erlewine of All Music Guide wrote: "Like many teen pop albums, ...
Baby One More Time has its share of well-crafted filler, but the singles,
combined with Britney's burgeoning charisma, make this a pretty great piece of fluff".
(Leggy, butty titty fluff) ...Baby One More Time was later certified fourteen times platinum by the
Recording Industry Association of America, denoting fourteen million units shipped within the United States
and Texas.
In March 1999, Tamara Conniff of Entertainment News Wire (Spacey 1999)
reported: "Only a few years ago, Spears was a Mouseketeer on the Disney Channel's "Mickey Mouse Club."
Now, she's a 17-year-old pop superstar with a No. 1 album, a double-platinum single and a provocative video in
heavy rotation (cough) on MTV. Spears's debut album and its title track, "... Baby One More Time,"
have taken the music world by storm". (Spacier 1999) Spears commented,
"My main goal is just to make good music...And since I am so young, I can grow as an artist each time and
hopefully be a legend or something, like Madonna"(barf here).
By April 1999, Spears was described as "the Reigning Princess of Pop" by the Orlando Sentinel.
(now Michael Jackson is bummed out).
Britney Spears featured on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.
Spears posed for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine in April 1999, shot by photographer David LaChapelle.
Spears commented, "It was so much fun!...I loved the idea of me holding Tinky Winky (isn't it attached to her body?)
and talking on the phone!" Geoff Boucher of The Los Angeles Times reported,
"there was no mistaking the titillation factor (no shit, dude) in the recent Spears cover story
and accompanying photos in the April 15 issue of Rolling Stone, which sent eyebrows arching throughout the
music industry, (hey, I bet you popped a woody, too) where several executives half-jokingly called it "
child pornography." (Quick! Get Chris Hansen at Dateline!)
Similarly, an editorial review from Iowa State Daily commented,
"a distinction should be drawn between the cute teeny-boppers in cool outfits who make the boys and girls
buy records by the truckload and the exploitation of a minor by her parents, (uh oh)
her record company and the media... Pictures like these are only barely legal when taken by private citizens
(like Webeweb). But when Rolling Stone does it, it's just good business".
Gillian G. Gaar reported, "The American Family Association charged that the pictures,
which showed Spears in push-up bras and a minuscule pair of shorts with "Baby" in rhinestones on the bottom,
presented a "disturbing mix of childhood innocence and adult sexuality" (uh, innosense?)
and asked that all "God-loving Americans" boycott stores carrying her albums" (Can you say,
Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson?)
More controversy arose when Spears declared that she would "remain a virgin until marriage"
(spit a laugh here). This pledge has been questioned due to her apparently sexual relationship
with fellow pop singer Justin Timberlake (Timberrrrr~it's a big one!)
On the Baby One More Time TourIn late 1999, Spears appeared on the sitcom "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch"
(will it still be on 50 years from now like "The Honeymooners?") and performed the song
"(You Drive Me) Crazy"; this cameo was a cross-promotion for the film Drive Me Crazy,
which starred Sabrina's Melissa Joan Hart and was named after the song.
(Uh, Melissa who?) In December 1999, she won four Billboard Music Awards, including Female Artist of the Year. A month later,
she took home the Favorite Pop/Rock New Artist award at the American Music Awards (among other things
she went home with....hey, where did the judges go?).
Following the success of her previous album, Spears released the album Oops!... I Did It Again
(ok, flush) in May 2000. It debuted at number one in the U.S. by selling 1,319,193 copies during its first
week of sales, breaking the SoundScan record for the highest album sales in its debut week by any solo artist.
The RIAA awarded the album with a diamond certification with 10 million copies sold in the U.S. and
Texas, Concerning both musical content and sales, the album was very similar to Spears's debut, although it
fared better with critics. Allmusic once again gave it 4 out of 5 stars, saying that the album
"has the same combination of sweetly sentimental ballads and endearingly gaudy dance-pop that made "
...Baby One More Time." Rolling Stone gave the album 3.5 stars out of 5 by noting the album as
"fantastic pop cheese" and "Britney's demand for satisfaction is complex, fierce and downright scary.
(Oh come on. Even Mick Jagger likes cheesecake).
The album's lead single of the same name broke the record for most radio station additions in a single day,
and quickly became a top ten hit in the U.S. and Texas....also Basking Ridge, New Jersey.
The same year, Spears launched her first world tour, the "Oops!... I Did It Again World Tour".
During the tour, she made a stop in New York for the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards.
As part of her performance, she ripped off a black suit to reveal a provocative nude-colored and crystal-adorned
outfit that generated much controversy (it got more attention than Gene Simmons' tongue)/
] Spears earned two Billboard Music Awards for Oops!... I Did It Again (and one for the outline of
her vagina).
Spears released her third studio album Britney in November 2001. Although not as successful as her previous albums,[39] she assumed some creative control by co-writing five of the album's tracks.[45] It surpassed Michael Jackson's album Invincible when it had a successful debut at number one in the U.S. by selling 745,744 units during its first week.[46] The album's success made her the only female artist in music history to have her first three albums debut at number one.[47][48] The album fared well with critics such as Allmusic who gave it 4.5 out of 5 stars, describing the album's title tracks as being "pivotal moments on Britney Spears's third album, the record where she strives to deepen her persona, making it more adult while still recognizably Britney."[49] In contrast, Rolling Stone said of the album Britney "belabors the obvious: Spears is one month away from entering her twenties and clearly needs to grow up if she's going to bring her fans along."
(Uh huh...so that means bring on the L'Meth).
The singles did not perform as well; Britney's lead single "I'm a Slave 4 U" peaked at 27 on the Billboard Hot 100 making it the album's biggest hit.[50] To help promote the album, Spears embarked on the Dream Within a Dream Tour in November 2001. The tour was forced to cut short in Mexico City due to bad weather.[51] With the end to her tour, Spears announced she would take a six month break from her career.
June 2002 saw the opening of Spears's restaurant, Nyla, in New York City,
which served Louisianan and Italian cuisine
(Spears asked was "govone" meant). However, she was pulled out of the business venture in November as a
result of debts and management issues (But it was an accident. The pie fell out of my hands
and hit Alicia Keyes' ass by accident). Nyla officially closed in 2003.
In the same year, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst confirmed that he was in a relationship with Spears.
(Not so Limp after all). Durst was also hired to help write and produce tracks for her album In the Zone, which
were eventually scrapped.
Spears made her third consecutive MTV Video Music Awards performance. While performing "I'm a Slave 4 U",
she controversially utilized caged animals (Bush and Cheney?) and danced erotically with a large
albino python draped over her shoulders (Al Gore?).
Animal-rights organization PETA claimed that the animals featured in the
performance were mistreated and cancelled plans for an anti-fur billboard that was to feature Spears.
Her career success was highlighted by Forbes magazine in 2002 as Spears was ranked the world's most
powerful celebrity (Didn't they say that about The Trasman's "Bird Is The Word?"_.
At a performance at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, she appeared with Aguilera performing the song
"Like a Virgin", (snort) and was later joined by American pop singer Madonna (ewwwww!).
Spears locked lips with Madonna in a highly publicized kiss. (double ewwwww!)
Spears released her fourth studio album In the Zone in November 2003, jettisoning the Max Martin-produced synthpop of her earlier releases. The album took in lesser-known producers such as RedZone and big names including Moby and R. Kelly. Spears co-wrote eight of the album's thirteen songs and co-produced several pieces of her material for the first time. In the Zone reached number one in the U.S. charts during its debut week, selling over 609,000 copies. This made Spears the first female in the Nielsen SoundScan era to have her first four studio albums to debut at number one.[71] The album had a mild reception from critics. Stylus Magazine gave the album a D and even blamed Spears's career choices by stating, "Ultimately, In the Zone suffers greatly from Britney's uneasy transition from teen tart to sexually powerful woman. Had Britney been in charge of her career direction instead of mercilessly prostituted by her management, she might have been able to produce something with some semblance of musical vision."[72] The Guardian praised the album's melodies and her effort, giving it 4 out of 5 stars and writing, "Unlike previous Britney albums, In the Zone has no filler and no shoddy cover versions, just 57 varieties of blue-chip hit-factory pop. There is southern hip-hop, deep house, Neptunes-style R&B, the ubiquitous Diwali beat and, most importantly, oodles of Madonna."[73]
The album spawned the hit single "Toxic", winning Spears her first ever Grammy in the category of Best Dance Recording.[74]
Spears married childhood friend Jason Allen Alexander on January 3, 2004, at The Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas.[75] The marriage lasted 55 hours, ending with an annulment stating that Spears "lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to marriage because before entering into the marriage the Plaintiff and Defendant did not know each others' likes and dislikes, each others' desires to have or not have children, and each other's desires as to State of residency."[76][77]
Months after her Las Vegas marriage, Spears embarked on The Onyx Hotel Tour,
which was canceled in June, after Spears injured her knee during the filming of the video for the
single "Outrageous". The tour's choreography generated much controversy and criticism, with the presence of young children in the audience.[79] She then became involved in the Kabbalah Centre in September 2004 through her friendship with Madonna.[80] However, she publicly left the religion in 2006, stating on her website, "I no longer study Kabbalah, my baby is my religion."[81]
In July 2004, Spears announced her engagement to Kevin Federline, three months after they met.
Federline had recently been in a relationship with actress Shar Jackson, who was eight months pregnant
with their second child.(Stewie?) These initial stages were chronicled in Spears's first reality show
Britney & Kevin: Chaotic, which aired on UPN in May and June 2005.(Now you know why UPN went belly up.
Where's Captain Picard when you need him?} On the night of September 18, Spears married Federline in a
surprise, non-denominational ceremony at a residence in Studio City, California, filing legal papers on
October 6.[ After the marriage, Spears announced via her website (www.wacky.ditz) that she would be taking another
career break to start a family. She gave birth to her first child, Sean Preston Federline, nearly one year
later, on September 14, 2005 in Santa Monica, California by a scheduled caesarean section.
(Give to Caeser what is Caeser's).
November 2004 saw the release of her first greatest hits collection, Greatest Hits
(you know your career is down the tubes when record companies release your greatest hits
and almost misses).
In November 2005, Spears released her first remix album, B In The Mix: The Remixes. The album ranged from "...Baby One More Time" to "Toxic". Her newest single "Someday (I Will Understand)" was also remixed. Another single, "And Then We Kiss", was only released in Asia, where it charted in many countries. The song peaked at number 15 on Billboard's Hot Dance Airplay chart,[87] despite it not being officially released in the U.S.[88]>
In 2006, Spears guest-starred on the Will & Grace episode "Buy, Buy Baby" as a closeted lesbian.
Spears announced her second pregnancy in May 2006 during an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.[89] She also appeared on Dateline the next month to discuss tabloid rumors about an impending divorce, and motherhood. She addressed an incident which occurred in February when photos revealed her driving with her son unrestrained in her lap,[90] explaining, "I see a bunch of photographers and I�m scared and I want to get out of the situation... They�re coming up on the sides of the car which is a scary situation for me� so I get my baby out of the car and I go home."[91] The month following the televised interview, Spears posed nude for the August 2006 cover of Harper's Bazaar.[92][93] Just two days before Sean's first birthday,
Spears gave birth to her second son, Jayden James Federline on September 12 in Los Angeles
Spears's Aunt Sandra Bridges Covington,
with whom she had been very close, died of ovarian cancer on January 21, 2007.
Spears then stayed in an off-shore drug rehabilitation facility in Antigua for less than 24 hours on February 16.[95] The following night at a hair salon in Tarzana, California she shaved her head with electric clippers. A few days later, she admitted herself to another treatment facility in Malibu, California.[96] While leaving the facility briefly, she quickly returned on February 22.[97] The previous day, Kevin Federline had requested an emergency hearing regarding the custody of their children but then his attorney announced that Federline asked to cancel the court appearance. No further explanation was given.[98] Spears filed for divorce from Federline on November 7, 2006, citing irreconcilable differences and asking for both physical and legal custody of their two children, with visitation rights for Federline.[99] The following day, Federline filed a response to Spears's divorce petition, seeking physical and legal custody of their children.[100] American attorney Laura Wasser was hired to represent Spears in the case.[101] According to a representative for Federline's lawyer, the divorce filing "caught Kevin totally by surprise".[102] The couple reached a global settlement agreement in March 2007 and their divorce was finalized in July.[103][104] Throughout 2007, Spears's behavior received heightened media attention, including attacking a paparazzi vehicle with an umbrella.[105] Spears left the rehabilitation center on March 20 according to her manager, who said she was released after "successfully completing their program."[106] As the legal battle over the custody of their children continued, many members of her entourage have been summoned to testify about her parenting skills.
In May 2007, she produced a mini-tour for the House of Blues just after she left a rehabilitation facility under the name The M+M's; with six shows altogether, she sang live during some lines of her songs.[108] She recorded her latest album with producers such as Sean Garrett, J. R. Rotem and Nate "Danja" Hills throughout 2006 and 2007/
In September 2007, the official findings in Spears's custody battle were announced by the court. She was ordered to undergo random drug and alcohol testings and to attend parenting counseling. Spears and Federline continued to share joint custody of their two children on a conditional basis.[111] A few days later, she was officially charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving without a license. If convicted, she could face a year in jail.[112] Spears lost physical custody of her children to Federline on October 1,[113][114] with the court ruling that Federline will keep full custody of the children.[115] The charges for her alleged hit-and-run that occurred in August 2007 were officially laid,[116] she was booked for the charges by the Los Angeles Police Department on October 15 but was not arrested/
(But if Jack Webb were still living...)
The release of Spears's fifth album, Blackout, was rescheduled to October 30, 2007 rather than November 13, 2007 due to online leaks.[118][119] Blackout debuted at number two on the U.S. Billboard 200.,[120] making Spears the only female music artist to have her first five albums go to number one and two. It was fairly well received by critics.[121] As of June 2008, there have been 3.1 million digital downloads of the songs and remixes from the album in the United States.[122] Rolling Stone gave the album 3.5 out of 5 stars.[123] Allmusic also rated the album 3.5 out of 5 stars, calling Blackout "coherent and entertaining" and stating that "it holds together better than any of her other records".[124] Blackout's lead single, "Gimme More" leaked on the internet on August 30.[118] The song, which was Spears's first produced by Danja, peaked at number three on Billboard's Hot 100 on October 3, making it her most successful single in the U.S. since her debut, "...Baby One More Time".[125][126] Spears's highly anticipated performance of "Gimme More" at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards was panned.[127][128][129] The BBC stated that "her performance would go down in the history books as being one of the worst to grace the MTV Awards",[130] and The Times noted that "Spears was out of synch as she lip-synched and at times just stopped singing altogether".[131] Despite the criticism on her performance,[132] the single has achieved worldwide success.[133][134][135] The second single, "Piece of Me", was certified platinum in the US.[136]
On the evening of January 3, 2008, after not sleeping for over four days, Spears refused to relinquish custody of her children to Federline's representatives. In response, police were called to Spears's home.[137] She was hospitalized at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after she "appeared to be under the influence of an unknown substance",[138] though blood tests tested negative for any illicit substances.[139] She was held for psychiatric evaluation for two days.[140][141][142] Pending a February 19 hearing, Commissioner Scott Gordon issued an order on January 14 stating that her visitation rights have been suspended indefinitely. On January 31, a court placed Spears under temporary co-conservatorship of her father James Spears and attorney Andrew Wallete, giving them complete control of her assets.[143] As a result of an order placed by her psychiatrist, she was taken to UCLA Medical Center to be put on a 5150 involuntary psychiatric hold for the second time that month.[144] On February 1, a restraining order was issued against Sam Lutfi, a prominent figure in Spears's life.[145][146] She was released from the hospital on February 6, amid speculation that she has bipolar disorder,[147][148] although medical records are classified, and no confirmation has been made. Her parents expressed disappointment and concern at the decision to release her.[149] She has regained some visitation rights after coming to an agreement with Federline and his counsel.[150] On July 18, 2008, Spears and Federline reached a custody settlement in which Federline retains sole custody while Spears keeps her visitation rights.[151] Conservative pundit Rachel Alexander pointed out in an article that Spears' support for the president partly caused the feminists in the United States unwilling to defend her in her child custody controversy.
In 2008, Spears guest-starred on CBS's television show "How I Met Your Mother"
playing a receptionist. She received positive reviews for her performance as well as bringing in the series'
highest ratings. Spears reprised her role in May 2008, leaving the storyline open for a future return.
(you can'r keeo a good pair of legs down)
On September 7, 2008, Spears opened the MTV Video Music Awards for the third time. Although having not performed, a skit with Jonah Hill was pre-taped, as well as an introduction speech to the official opening of the show. Spears won Best Female Video, Best Pop Video and Video Of The Year for "Piece of Me".[157]
On September 15, Jive released a statement announcing the title of her sixth studio album, Circus as well as the first single, "Womanizer". The single was released to radio stations on September 26, and the release date for the album is December 2, Spears' 27th birthday.[158] On October 15, the song made a record-breaking jump to number one on the Billboard Hot 100, breaking the record set by T.I.'s Live Your Life. It also garnered first-week download sales of 286,000, the biggest opening-week tally by a female artist since Nielsen SoundScan began tracking digital downloads in 2003. It marked Spears's first number one single on the Hot 100 since her debut ...Baby One More Time.[159]
MTV signed a deal with Spears and Jive records to release a documentary title For the Record, it will air on November 30, 2008, two days before the release of Circus.[160]
On October 21, 2008, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge James Steele declared a mistrial and dismissed the August 2007 driving without a license misdemeanor charges against Spears, who was represented by attorney J. Michael Flanagan. Spears claimed she had a valid Louisiana license and a California permit was not required.[161][162]
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